Post by ¿Piez? on Jul 7, 2010 21:34:03 GMT -5
I speak in 0066CC.
I think in FF0066.
[name] Lunatic.
[species] Lucario.
[gender] Male.
[alliance] Waterlogs Guild.
[held item] An Escape Rope. Ask him why and he'll simply respond, "Well ya never know when ya might need to escape! ... Or when ya might need a rope. Yanno?"
[type] Fighting/Steel.
[ability] Steadfast. (His speed increases when he flinches.)
[moveset]
- Dark Pulse
- Metal Claw
- Force Palm
- Bone Rush
- Aura Sphere
- Dragon Pulse
- Screech
- Thunderpunch
- Magnet Rise
- Substitute
[random shit]
- He can't swim, despite being a "pirate".
- He likes to cook and thinks he's wonderful at it. Unfortunately, he's really, really not.
- He loves salt and hot sauce.
- When he's alone he sometimes sings and dances, just for the hell of it.
- He loves getting drunk and will gladly consume almost any kind of alcohol...
- ... However he hates wine. If he so much as smells the stuff he has a fit.
- He doesn't have telepathy or anything despite being a Lucario.
- To clarify on his "aura" abilities: He can sense the presence of living beings and use specific aura-related attacks (Aura Sphere, Bone Rush...). That's about it.
[description]
- His ears are just a bit longer than those of a typical Lucario.
- He's uh... Fluffy.
- He has hot pink eyes, instead of red eyes.
- He wears a long scrap of red fabric as a scarf.
- He wears a few silver ring ear-ring things.
- He wears his Escape Rope around his waist.
[personality]
Lunatic is an oddball. He has something of a collection of strange tendencies and quirks. He also has no sense of tact. Or dignity. Really the guy is completely unpredictable. Have you ever met the sort of guy who bursts in on serious conversations to give you a giant vodka-flavored birthday cake covered in hot sauce and mustard (when it isn't even your birthday)? ... Yeah, I haven't either. But Lunatic is definitely that sort of guy.
As far as morals go Lunatic doesn't really concern himself with them. Who cares if something is right or wrong? So long as it's fun, why's it matter? Thus he sees no problem with stealing and making violent threats and annoying the hell out of others. He lives to have fun, and he's only unhappy when he isn't doing just that. He does, however, have a firm loyalty to his Guild. If you fuck with the Waterlogs, you fuck with Lunatic. On the rare occasion that he needs to fight for his Guild, he's a crazy violent berserker who'll gladly rip his enemies to shreds. Which may or may not be a good thing, depending on the situation.
Oh, and when he's drunk he's kind of all over the place. He'll slur his words and lazily wander about and go on about nonsense. He's a lot less of a spaz, but also has a tendency to act grouchier than normal. ... And then after he passes out and wakes up he'll spend a few hours complaining about a hangover.
[history]
Oh, so... so ya' wanna know 'bout my like... past 'n all? Well awright I guess. I dunno if I can remember it all but...
So like. I was born. Yeah. Prolly about five years ago I dunno. Or maybe it was four years 'cause I've been counting summers and I remember... one... two... three... f... Naw. Oh wait, yeah... Oh who cares ANYWAYS I was born. And I wasn't wild, 'cause yanno Riolus and Lucarios and all them're reeeaaally rare in the wild. Some human bred me. My mom was a Ditto. She was silly. And my dad was a Lucario but he was all depressing and serious and stuff and I'd walk over to him and be like "HEY DAD, WHY SO SERIOUS?" and he'd be like "SHUT THE HELL UP YOU FREAK GET AWAY FROM ME" and I'd be like "I LOVE YOU DAD" and he'd be like "GO DRINK BLEACH". It was great.
So anyways like. Some human person guy bought me. His name was Bobby I think and he was twelve years old. I know he was twelve years old because he reminded me all the time. We'd be battling some other kid trainer person and he'd be like "LUNATIC USE QUICK ATTACK hey Lunatic you know I'm twelve years old right?" Bobby also liked Surfing. No, not on those stupid board things I always thought those were gay and Bobby thought so too. Bobby had a Lapras he said he bought him on e-Bay whatever that is. The Lapras' name was Hershel which reminded me of Hershey's but Hershel didn't like chocolate very much unless it was dark chocolate. Hershel would use Surf so me and Bobby could ride on him and we'd go across the sea. I thought it was cool because we were like pirates, and pirates are cool. We Surfed all over the place. We went to Gate-On-Port and Petalbutt and Fuckshea and even Summer Land in Fioree, which was neat since Summer is my favorite season and there was a place named after it.
Once we Surfed to Suetopliss and we had to go underwater to get there. When we were underwater one of them asshole Sharpedo things came and bit off Bobby's arm. So after we got on land and Bobby got better he was all "I'M REALLY FUCKING SORRY HERSHEL AND LUNATIC BUT I CAN'T TRAIN POKEMON ANYMORE I'M MISSING AN ARM AND I'M REALLY SCARED OF WATER NOW AND I HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT SHARPEDOS GOD SHARPEDOS ARE DICKS I REALLY HATE THOSE BASTARDS." So he let us go. I think Hershel and Bobby went away 'cause I don't see them anymore which is kinda sad but it's okay 'cause I found some new friends. Me and my new friends are still in Sootpolio we're pirates which I think is just badass I mean really. We stole a boat and I hang out with them on the boat it's fun because it's a boat I like boats I'M ON A BOAT. And also I cook and stuff. I like cooking. I'm really good at it. Speaking of which I just made a cheese flavored muffin wanna try it? Oh wait let me add a little more bacon bits... and some whipped cream... maybe a hot pepper 'cause I like those... ... ...
